It’s so hot, y’all. I know the last thing you want to hear is someone telling you to strap on a tool belt and get outside to survey your property or fix something, but the thing is, there’s stuff you need to look out for when it gets this hot. So drink lots of water and get out there super early or late. Your house needs you! You can do it! Termite Poop Really Inspector Brian? Just a wall full of termite poop, and he runs his bare hands right through it. Yikes. Granted it’s b

The kids went back to school this week, and that used to mean it was fall. But it's mid-August, and yet we're all buying fall clothes and fall decorations. Halloween has hit the stores, and my co-worker has her pumpkin spice candle out. (Believe what you want, but pumpkin spice is of the devil, and I will die on this hill). Meanwhile, the heat index is 107 degrees and I've officially lost a layer of skin to my leather car seats. Point being, no matter how much we want it to b